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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Trader Dictionary

Technical Analysis - is the art of constructing a curved line from unproven assumptions to the inevitable conclusion.

Technical analysis - this is a painful process perebiraniya obvious things!

Analyst - it is a professional who pays for it, that he did the wrong assumptions about the markets.

Technical analyst - are professionals, who are paying for something that he, using computers, making the wrong assumptions about the markets!

Market analyst - this is a specialist that tomorrow you will ably explains why his prediction yesterday did not come true today!

Market analyst - this is an idiot, which lowered the forecast of market-based instruments immediately after you bought it!

Broker - a person who invests your money until they are finished!

Broker - a person who has always wanted, willing and able to invest your money for their own profit!

Broker - a person whom you trust to help you make key financial decisions. Please note that the first five letters in this word (broke) means "broken."

Bank - a place where you provide an umbrella in fine weather and ask for it back when the rain begins.

Action - a magical piece of paper, which was worth $ 39.95 until you have not bought. After that it will cost $ 5.50!

Trading on momentum - the perfect art of buying and selling to the maximum to minimum!

Positional trade - the art of buying and selling at the bottom even lower!

Bull market - a random market movement, forcing the investor take a financial genius!

The market correction - the day after you have opened a long position!

Diversification - things go wrong all along, but they are correct in isolation!

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